The other day it was very foggy here in Michigan. I think the weatherman called it "pea soup." I was driving to work and I passed an electronic road sign that said "Fog Advisory." My first response was "no shit Sherlock!" But then I said to myself "wouldn't it be great to have control of the electronic road signs and video cameras?" The fun I could have with that kind of power. I would use the video camera to see what people were doing in their car and then change the next electronic sign they would see. I would do something like "HEY! You in the blue Lexus. Quit picking your nose." How about the lady singing at the top of her lungs? I could write "HEY! Lady in the red Ford Focus. Your agent called, the tour is cancelled."
I had a friend that was breastfeeding and she said she would drive down the freeway using her breast pump because it had a car charger and it saved time. I think I would write on her electronic sign "HEY! You in the Jetta. You sprung a leak!" I think that riddles would be great too. You pass the question on the first electronic sign and the next electronic sign has the answer. What about news, sports scores or celebrity gossip. How weird would it be if you were Justin Bieber and driving down the 405 in California and see your name there and that you were just admitted to rehab.
For some naughty holiday fun, on the way to your friends or family's home for Thanksgiving, look around at the people driving around you and what would you write on their sign?
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